Suzanne Somers ThighMaster Gold

Who knows if the Thigh Master would be as cool if Suzanne Somers wasnt associated with it. And by "cool" I mean a product that looks completely useless and silly. "For toned outer thighs and a shapelier buttock simply place your legs between the Thigh master LBX and push out". Shapelier buttocks. Cool.

Price: $14.95 Buy Now

Hairagami

You can rub your eyes all you want, you aren't dreaming. Yes, all those times as a little girl you dreamt of a device that could actually fold your hair. It's Hairagami. But if 14.95 makes you still a bit skeptical, they also throw in a 30 page glamor guide.

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Bacon Magic Wave

Nothing beats some down-home bacon and eggs. But what do you do about the bacon on the skillet smelling up your whole house? Well, you microwave it of course. But anyone who has microwaved bacon knows you get a soggy paper towel, and you get nothing but grease everywhere. Your troubles are over. Go buy yourself one of these puppies. Better yet, clog your arteries with 2.

Price: $11.95 Buy Now

Hair Made

This thing is great! You can "achieve that salon look every time!" It's amazing how something so simple can be overlooked. Now who has enough room in their bathroom for this thing?

Price: $19.95 Buy Now

5X FingerVibe Massager

Ok. At first I thought this was going to be pitched as an innocent relaxation mechanism that everyone would think is a…well…a vibrator. But with an attachment like, "nubby lover", I don't think subtlety is what they had in mind.

Price: $24.95 Buy now

Bow Lingual

You think this is a toy but now you don't have to speculate. You can actually hear your dog tell you he likes to sniff your butt.

Price: $99.95 Buy Now

Invisible Tummy Trimmer

Nothing is instant. Especially not a fat reducer. But see, these guys get away with it by saying "Look 10 pounds Thinner-Instantly". What gets me is this: "So smooth it's virtually undetectable.". So you're a gal with a beer gut. You're out on the prowl looking to score at the local watering hole. You go home with an unsuspecting chap who was obviously liking your "10 pounds lighter" body. What happens when the clothes come off? Exactly.

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6 Second Abs

Let's be clear. It's not called 6-Second Abs because you only have to do it for 6 seconds. Each crunch is 6 seconds. If you are interested, it means you are probably a little big in the middle. Picture it: Your fat stomach looking like a fool for 30 minutes while counting to 6 over and over again. Be my guest pal.

Price: $55.95 Buy Now

Ronco Food Dehydrator

You like beef jerky. Sure, we all do. Why not take those leftover scraps and make a summertime snack for the whole family. Heck, dehydrate the hell out of everything in your fridge!

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Miracle Blade 3

The Perfection Series for under 40 bucks? You better believe it. These really are the read deal. My friends who have these say they do everything they say they do. Of course they haven't chopped a pineapple in half in mid-air! At least not yet.

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Rotato Express™ Peeler

Don't let the name fool you. The Rotato peels more than just spuds. According to the makers, "With the push of a button, the Rotato Express™ peels all kinds of fruit and vegetables with no muss or fuss." I'm not sure what "muss" is but I sure can lose the "fuss" in my life.

Price: $29.99 Buy Now