Pops A Dent

Sometimes there is just a need for products and the great masterminds come up with a solution. If you own a car you probably have dents in it. I'm not disputing the necessity for a product such as this. I'm not even questioning the price. After all 20 bucks is better than a trip to the auto body shop. But for some reason I find it funny that they felt the need to say, "It really works!". It damn well better work if I'm paying you money for it!

Price: $19.95 Buy Now!

Ambervision Sunglasses

Remember when Gordon Gecko sports that 2 foot long cell phone while walking on the beach in Wall Street? Well, he should have also been sporting these Amber Visions cuz they were the bombtrack in the 80's. Now in the new millenium? Not so cool anymore. But for $6.99 you could start a new trend right?

Price: $6.99 Buy Now!

Bowflex Ultimate XTLU

There's no denying that the Bowflex can get you jacked. Have you seen the commercials? The dude and the dudette look like they are Rocky training in Russia pulling plows though the snow. They have muscles on top of muscles. Of course, according to recent reports, you can get hurt with these too. But hey, you wanna look good don't ya?

Price: $1999.00 Buy Now

Billy's Boot Camp

Billy Blanks is back. Not that he ever left. Tae Bo is as popular as Dancin to the Oldies was and if you ask me Billy wears his pants as high as Richard Simmons did. (Click the link below for a full body shot of the "pant-hiker") You can blast into shape in 7 days! I might actually try this product. Stay tuned for before and after pictures.

Price: $39.95 Buy Now

Little Giant Ladder

Pretty nifty offer: "Buy One Get 23 Free!" The Little Giant is 24 ladders in one. But for that price it should clean your gutters for you.

Price: 4 Payments of $89.95 Buy Now

P.S. If you want a good ladder for less buckaroos try the Ultimate Ladder

Suzanne Somers ThighMaster Gold

Who knows if the Thigh Master would be as cool if Suzanne Somers wasnt associated with it. And by "cool" I mean a product that looks completely useless and silly. "For toned outer thighs and a shapelier buttock simply place your legs between the Thigh master LBX and push out". Shapelier buttocks. Cool.

Price: $14.95 Buy Now

Hairagami

You can rub your eyes all you want, you aren't dreaming. Yes, all those times as a little girl you dreamt of a device that could actually fold your hair. It's Hairagami. But if 14.95 makes you still a bit skeptical, they also throw in a 30 page glamor guide.

Price: $14.95 Buy Now

Bacon Magic Wave

Nothing beats some down-home bacon and eggs. But what do you do about the bacon on the skillet smelling up your whole house? Well, you microwave it of course. But anyone who has microwaved bacon knows you get a soggy paper towel, and you get nothing but grease everywhere. Your troubles are over. Go buy yourself one of these puppies. Better yet, clog your arteries with 2.

Price: $11.95 Buy Now

Hair Made

This thing is great! You can "achieve that salon look every time!" It's amazing how something so simple can be overlooked. Now who has enough room in their bathroom for this thing?

Price: $19.95 Buy Now

5X FingerVibe Massager

Ok. At first I thought this was going to be pitched as an innocent relaxation mechanism that everyone would think is a…well…a vibrator. But with an attachment like, "nubby lover", I don't think subtlety is what they had in mind.

Price: $24.95 Buy now