But That's Not All!

Pops A Dent

2005-04-26T13:57:00.000-07:00

Sometimes there is just a need for products and the great masterminds come up with a solution. If you own a car you probably have dents in it. I'm not disputing the necessity for a product such as this. I'm not even questioning the price. After all 20 bucks is better than a trip to the auto body shop. But for some reason I find it funny that they felt the need to say, "It really works!". It damn well better work if I'm paying you money for it!

Price: $19.95 Buy Now!

Ambervision Sunglasses

2005-04-18T18:34:00.000-07:00

Remember when Gordon Gecko sports that 2 foot long cell phone while walking on the beach in Wall Street? Well, he should have also been sporting these Amber Visions cuz they were the bombtrack in the 80's. Now in the new millenium? Not so cool anymore. But for $6.99 you could start a new trend right?

Price: $6.99 Buy Now!

Bowflex Ultimate XTLU

2005-04-18T11:01:00.000-07:00

There's no denying that the Bowflex can get you jacked. Have you seen the commercials? The dude and the dudette look like they are Rocky training in Russia pulling plows though the snow. They have muscles on top of muscles. Of course, according to recent reports, you can get hurt with these too. But hey, you wanna look good don't ya?

Price: $1999.00 Buy Now

Billy's Boot Camp

2005-04-17T03:55:00.000-07:00

Billy Blanks is back. Not that he ever left. Tae Bo is as popular as Dancin to the Oldies was and if you ask me Billy wears his pants as high as Richard Simmons did. (Click the link below for a full body shot of the "pant-hiker") You can blast into shape in 7 days! I might actually try this product. Stay tuned for before and after pictures.

Price: $39.95 Buy Now

Little Giant Ladder

2005-04-17T03:48:00.000-07:00

Pretty nifty offer: "Buy One Get 23 Free!" The Little Giant is 24 ladders in one. But for that price it should clean your gutters for you.

Price: 4 Payments of $89.95 Buy Now

P.S. If you want a good ladder for less buckaroos try the Ultimate Ladder

Suzanne Somers ThighMaster Gold

2005-04-13T19:18:00.000-07:00

Who knows if the Thigh Master would be as cool if Suzanne Somers wasnt associated with it. And by "cool" I mean a product that looks completely useless and silly. "For toned outer thighs and a shapelier buttock simply place your legs between the Thigh master LBX and push out". Shapelier buttocks. Cool.

Price: $14.95 Buy Now

Hairagami

2005-04-13T11:57:00.000-07:00

You can rub your eyes all you want, you aren't dreaming. Yes, all those times as a little girl you dreamt of a device that could actually fold your hair. It's Hairagami. But if 14.95 makes you still a bit skeptical, they also throw in a 30 page glamor guide.

Price: $14.95 Buy Now

Bacon Magic Wave

2005-04-13T11:50:00.000-07:00

Nothing beats some down-home bacon and eggs. But what do you do about the bacon on the skillet smelling up your whole house? Well, you microwave it of course. But anyone who has microwaved bacon knows you get a soggy paper towel, and you get nothing but grease everywhere. Your troubles are over. Go buy yourself one of these puppies. Better yet, clog your arteries with 2.

Price: $11.95 Buy Now

Hair Made

2005-04-12T10:55:00.000-07:00

This thing is great! You can "achieve that salon look every time!" It's amazing how something so simple can be overlooked. Now who has enough room in their bathroom for this thing?

Price: $19.95 Buy Now

5X FingerVibe Massager

2005-04-11T17:54:00.000-07:00

Ok. At first I thought this was going to be pitched as an innocent relaxation mechanism that everyone would think is a…well…a vibrator. But with an attachment like, "nubby lover", I don't think subtlety is what they had in mind.

Price: $24.95 Buy now

Bow Lingual

2005-04-11T17:43:00.000-07:00

You think this is a toy but now you don't have to speculate. You can actually hear your dog tell you he likes to sniff your butt.

Price: $99.95 Buy Now

Invisible Tummy Trimmer

2005-04-10T17:21:00.000-07:00

Nothing is instant. Especially not a fat reducer. But see, these guys get away with it by saying "Look 10 pounds Thinner-Instantly". What gets me is this: "So smooth it's virtually undetectable.". So you're a gal with a beer gut. You're out on the prowl looking to score at the local watering hole. You go home with an unsuspecting chap who was obviously liking your "10 pounds lighter" body. What happens when the clothes come off? Exactly.

Price: $19.95 Buy Now

6 Second Abs

2005-04-10T10:50:00.000-07:00

Let's be clear. It's not called 6-Second Abs because you only have to do it for 6 seconds. Each crunch is 6 seconds. If you are interested, it means you are probably a little big in the middle. Picture it: Your fat stomach looking like a fool for 30 minutes while counting to 6 over and over again. Be my guest pal.

Price: $55.95 Buy Now

Ronco Food Dehydrator

2005-04-10T10:41:00.000-07:00

You like beef jerky. Sure, we all do. Why not take those leftover scraps and make a summertime snack for the whole family. Heck, dehydrate the hell out of everything in your fridge!

Price: $39.95 Buy Now

Miracle Blade 3

2005-04-10T04:41:00.000-07:00

The Perfection Series for under 40 bucks? You better believe it. These really are the read deal. My friends who have these say they do everything they say they do. Of course they haven't chopped a pineapple in half in mid-air! At least not yet.

Price: $39.95 Buy Now

Rotato Express™ Peeler

2005-04-10T04:33:00.000-07:00

Don't let the name fool you. The Rotato peels more than just spuds. According to the makers, "With the push of a button, the Rotato Express™ peels all kinds of fruit and vegetables with no muss or fuss." I'm not sure what "muss" is but I sure can lose the "fuss" in my life.

Price: $29.99 Buy Now

Showtime Pro

2005-04-09T17:04:00.000-07:00

"So you can just Set it. And forget it! You will be hard pressed to find someone that hasn't heard that one. Ron Popeil is back and along with the tagline, he has also brought 2 other phrases into the lexicon: "It cuts the fat" and the "Flavor injector". Personally there are other things I would like to use the flavor injector on (like my wife's chicken)

Price: 8 Easy Payments of $31.95 Buy Now

The Flowbee

2005-04-09T13:29:00.000-07:00

What product is more fitting to start this site than the Flowbee. Cut your own hair with no mess! That's right! The makers have pitched this wonder of modern day inventions as "Easy Setup, NO Cleanup... Just Great Haircuts" What are you waiting for? Buy a Flowbee and get beat up on the schoolbus. At least you avoid the cleanup.

Price: $59.95 Buy Now